Anyone else having cracky dreams?

I have this weird relationship to dreaming… either I don’t seem to dream at all, or I have some seriously derpy dreams. One time I dreamt of a privy filled with popcorn-flavoured cupcakes.

Still, I think the dream I had tonight ranks pretty high up on the WTF-scale. Story goes:

“My family and another family we know are going to travel to Australia by boat. Actually, it was a rather luxurious cruise ship. When the ship arrives in “Australia”, however, it turns out we’ve landed on Iceland instead, as there are a lot of icy cold volcanic deep pools (O.o I took a bath in one to check), but also a few really warm ones.

So, when we’re already there, we decide to check out the place, and find out it’s quite worn down; the houses are on the brink of falling together. But the nice thing is, there’s a quite funny market there, and also a “Lati” shop, which BTW, in addition to selling Lati dolls and accessories, also sells action figures, doujinshi, alcohol and fabrics. I very much want one of the FF action figures and an Akuroku doujinshi, so I ask my dad for money. My mother tells him not to give me too much. He says he won’t, and gives me “just” $20000 (O.o). I buy the things, but I still keep on looking around in the shop, which makes everyone in my group annoyed, except for a very cute girl my age who genuinely loves the shop. That makes me fall in love with her; we kiss and start a relationship and stuff, but decide to keep that a secret from our families. Then, suddenly, Maaya (from SNOW) shows up with his boyfriend Aki. Apparently they’re on a holiday, or as Aki names it, honeymoon. My now-in-story girlfriend and me befriend them.

My mother and the girl’s parents think there’s something fishy going on in our relationship, and so, they ask Aki. He blabbers out the whole story, and my mother and her mother become angry and decide it’s best to separate us. But my mother thinks it best to get my girlfriend away from me, not the other way around, so she grabs the girl and drags her with her onto the real boat to Australia. That makes the girl’s parents angry, so they accuse my mom of kidnapping and sends her to court…"

And there I awakened.

O.O There has to be something seriously wrong with my subconciousness…